The Buddha’s First-Ever Blog Post

July 18, 2010

The Buddha wanted to help me write my blog today — not that he has any clue what a blog is — so I asked him what he would say if he had an Internet audience of millions. Here’s the dictation I took for the very first guest post on Grief, Interrupted:

Hi friends,

Today is Sunday.
Today [The Diamond] had karate.
And Daddy had softball.

And I played on Mommy’s iPod while [The Diamond] was doing karate.
And [The Diamond] and I played hide-and-seek in a pillow pile.
We played and played and played and played and played.
Yeah.

That’s the end.